Menu

When people can’t figure out how to fold up the menu, I grab it and say, “I’ll make the hostess do it!”

Aggressive/assertive

They called me aggressive at work like, 3 times.

“I’m assertive!” I explained loudly.

“Okay, okay,” my cook replied.

Canadian traffic jam

3 people run into each other in the hallway at work.

“Sorry, sorry, sorry,” they all say.

“Canadian traffic jam!” My coworker exclaims.