Overheard at work:

She calls mopping wet sweeping.

Sticky Pudding Toffee Cake Girl

Every week at approximately after lunchtime, the Sticky Pudding Toffee Cake Girl appears at my cash, asking for a bag. She fills this bag with Sticky Pudding Toffee Cake. She spends sometimes $30 on this stuff. Another customer once asked what it was. I told her. I said it was good. What does it taste like, she asked. I didn’t know. But I knew it must be good.

To anyone I’ve ever sold a muffin to:

I just picture you at your desk, crying, eating your muffin.