On people who don’t tip:

How cheap can one be? It’s a service that was provided to you and you tip people who provide services to you, do you not know how it works?

Frisked at work

I scooped some change off a table to give to the server in that section and he said, “thanks, where’s the rest of it?” And frisked me!

Apple pie 🥧

My coworker broke into song in the kitchen yesterday, singing, “would you like an apple pie with that?” Which I immediately recognized and we both sung out the next part together, “ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done!”