Locked in the shed

I got into work and a cook asked me if I locked the garbage shed when I left work the other day. I said no, which was the truth, I didn’t think I locked it. Turns out, a coworker got locked in the shed yesterday and didn’t come back to work for an hour. After thinking about it, I think I did lock the shed. Oops!

Talking shit

I was in the middle of fetching three coffees and three waters for a table when a support staff came up to me and said, “your table wants…” I cut them off.

I said, “three coffees and three waters? Yeah, I know. They’re just gonna have to wait, aren’t they?”

“Aww,” my manager said, “she’s talking shit about her tables. You’re all grown up!”