Reasons to buy a muffin:

The other day when I tried to upsell a muffin, the lady said, “why?”

I said, “for a treat for later, give it as a gift to someone, because they’re delicious.”

I felt like I was playing $100,000 Pyramid.

Picky McChoosers

I call people who choose where they want to sit “picky McChoosers” now.