Sunday, 28 July 2024

86 plates

In the business, when product runs out, it’s called “86.”
The dishwasher dropped a stack of plates on the floor and they all shattered.
“86 plates!” I yelled out.

Sunday, 14 July 2024

Overheard at work:

“I can’t take this anymore. I’m going to dry storage.”

Friday, 5 July 2024

Tim Horton’s

My friend went to Tim Horton’s and asked for mustard on his sandwich. “The closest thing we have to mustard is nothing!” The worker told him.