A four-year-old toddled into the kitchen. 

“Are you here to work?” My manager barked at him.

Vacation pay

I am never going on vacation again. Next time, I’m taking my vacation pay and not going on vacation.

Onion saleswoman 🧅

My friend called me an “onion saleswoman.”

Donkey

The cook said, “I used to work with these Arabic ladies, they called me a donkey in Arabic. They said it meant I was strong!”

The other cook looked at him. “I’m Arabic,” she said, “and when someone calls you donkey in Arabic, it means you’re dumb as fuck!”