The cookie

Last week, a cookie was sitting on a plate on the counter for like, half an hour. I asked my boss if I could eat it. She said yes. I promptly scarfed it down.

“Where’s my birthday cookie?” My coworker said.

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Yesterday, she took out another birthday cookie. “Vicki,” she said pointedly, “do not eat this cookie.” 🍪

On tipping:

Did you know servers have to tip out the kitchen staff and in some cases, the support staff or the bartender? This is why leaving $0.00 as a tip is extremely uncouth.