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If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Promo menu

We’re doing a new promotion at work and the kitchen doesn’t like the new platters. “How about a go-fuck-yourself platter?” I overhear them say.

Fake 15

“The 15 is now an 8!” My manager alerted the kitchen.

“So it’s a fake 15!” The kitchen replied.

Be better

What the kitchen always says: “Don’t be sorry. Be better.”

Serving is about flow. With food running interludes.

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A woman ordered a “well-done, fluffy pancake.”

I didn’t modify her order to include her foolish “well-done” request.

I served her one regular pancake. It comes fluffy.