Interior design by table 83

An unruly group of 20 stole a table from my section to add to their kid’s table. They did not need my table.

My boss, a true thug, went up to them and said, “This table belongs to another server,” and dragged my table back to my section.

Our restaurant is so busy they sat my table right away. If you want to interior decorate, go home.

$1.00 tip

$1.00 on a $165 bill is outrageous.

They ordered 3 milkshakes: one vanilla, one chocolate, and one strawberry, of course.

This is why places like McDonald’s exist.

Public Service Announcement

If you can’t afford to tip your server, go to McDonald’s!