Rude

“Write that down,” A customer told me upon taking his order.

I wanted to have a mental breakdown.

“I am writing that down, sir!” I said instead of having aforementioned breakdown. 

Uncut toast 🍞

To mod the toast order is insane. I even think dry toast is insane. I even think asking for peanut butter is too much. The toast comes with butter. The buttered toast is delicious. EAT THE TOAST!

5

My boss said an employee of hers told her that their grandfather had died five separate times.

“I know you ain’t saying that,” The kitchen strikes again.

Least favourite order

Easily: “Well-done toast.” Like fuck, just eat the toast. It’s cooked bread. Why are you wasting everyone’s time?

Onion rings

Bitch orders onion rings “well-done”. I did not mod it for 2 reasons: to not piss off my cooks and because that is a stupid order. Onion ring came out well-done in the end, ha. Dumb bitch.