Hugging every co-worker goodbye

I told the new guy, “The rule here is, when you leave, you have to hug every one of your co-workers goodbye.” 

When I left, he yelled, “Where’s my hug!?”

Tina later told me, “The new guy said you wanted to hug him.”

Mimosa with OJ on the side

A girl my age orders a "mimosa with the orange juice on the side." Not knowing what the fuck that meant, I bring her an orange juice and a mimosa.

"No," She says, "I want you to separate them." My word, customers are abusive. I had to separate them. 😭