Cooks making fun of customers

Sometimes I overhear our cooks making fun of customers. Here’s a skit they do:

Two 80-year-old women are deciding upon breakfast.

"Mildred, wanna go out for breakfast?"

"Okay, Betty, but I can't eat a whole breakfast by myself,"

"Maybe we can split a breakfast?"

"It's awfully expensive..."

"No, no, they have a 55 breakfast for $10 and we can split it! Do you think you can eat half a fucking egg?"

"I turned 55 in 1983 so I think I qualify!"

"Okay, let's go!"

"Maybe we can get half a scrambled egg and half a sunny side up egg."

At the table:

"We will take half pancakes and half toast,"