July 28, 2024

86 plates

In the business, when product runs out, it’s called “86.”
The dishwasher dropped a stack of plates on the floor and they all shattered.
“86 plates!” I yelled out.

July 14, 2024

Overheard at work:

“I can’t take this anymore. I’m going to dry storage.”

July 05, 2024

Tim Horton’s

My friend went to Tim Horton’s and asked for mustard on his sandwich. “The closest thing we have to mustard is nothing!” The worker told him.