Work fight

Two of my coworkers got into a fight today.
“Let’s take this outside.” One of them suggested.

“You guys!” I interrupted. “You are creating a hostile work environment.” 

I also told 3 people colouring to get back to work today. All in a day’s work!

Accident

Colossal accident at work. Dishes smashed everywhere. Easily $100 in damage. Shortly after, I asked the dishwasher, “How’s it going?” He said, “Great! I’ve got less dishes.”

Fired!

My boss had an appointment and left a server in charge. This server was quick to fire another server. The firing will not be honoured, however.

Gluten-free

The reason I knew she was ignorant was because she asked if there was flour in the potato pancakes. "Yes," I told her. I knew the answer to that one.

"Is it the cubed potatoes which have gluten?" She asked.

"Yes." I said. She went with the other, non-gluten potatoes.

So I went ahead and assumed she wanted gluten-free bread with that, because it comes with toast. Yes, but she wanted to read the ingredients off the bread packaging first.

I ran to my boss.

"She wants to know what the ingredients are in the gluten-free bread," I hastily explained to my boss.

My boss said she can't touch our food. I took a photo of the ingredients using my cell phone and showed it to her at the table.

After her inspection of the photo, she said, "Yes, I will take the gluten-free toast."

Have You Seen My Hormones? - Anne Taintor

Table 71:

“Can I interest you in real maple syrup?” I tried for the upsell.

“No, I’ll take the crappy syrup, please,” the girl with blue hair happily replied.