“Coming out!” I called my position from around the corner. 

“You’re coming out?” My gay coworker asked. “I came out a long time ago!”

Dismissal

I got into work. I was there for five minutes, in the dish pit, and the cook, who isn’t my boss, said, “After you finish that up, you can go home now.”

The wall

My co-worker bumped into the wall today.

“Watch out, there’s a wall there,” my other co-worker said.

Delayed broccoli 🥦

We have “delayed pancakes” in our restaurant. 

One day, the cook pushed a bowl of broccoli towards me in the pass. “Delayed broccoli!” He shouted out.

There was no such order.

The Party Room 🎈

We have a section in my restaurant called “The Party Room”.

“You’re alone in The Party Room,” my manager told me, “Just as you are alone in life!”